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There Is Video of Solange Attacking Jay Z in an Elevator

Here is what we know about the video, taken from security footage at a post–Met Gala party: the outfits match up; Solange Knowles, Beyoncé, and Jay Z did all attend said party at the Standard; and there is action involved. Fill in the rest of the blanks — there are many — yourself. UPDATE: TMZ released a longer cut, below.