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Beyoncé, she who moves the Internet, dropped a teaser trailer of 50 Shades of Grey on her Instagram last night. There’s heavy breathing! Slow motion! Thighs! And maybe most important, a super-slowed-down, druggy rendition of “Crazy in Love†— specifically the “uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no no†part that you got randy to on the dance floor circa the summer of 2003. Gird your loins: The actual trailer comes out on Thursday and who knows what to expect. Watch below: