This weekend, as you search for a movie to watch, you can either see Life After Beth or pick one of approximately 14 billion options available on streaming over a variety of services, be it Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, On Demand, or other sites. Every Friday, Vulture tries to make life easier by narrowing it down to a handful of heartily recommended options. This week, goblins, ghosts, cannibals, and blood-spewing kittens terrorize unsuspecting victims in the name of belly laughs.
Cannibal! The Musical (1993)
Before The Book of Mormon, before South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone produced this no-budget, song-and-dance horror romp retelling the story of prospector turned cannibal Alferd Packer. With numbers like “Shpadoinkle,†“When I Was on Top of You,†and “Let’s Build a Snowman†(which Frozen totally stole), Cannibal! is identifiable proto-comedy from Parker and Stone that manages to bounce along with the musical integrity of Oklahoma! Okay, maybe Paint Your Wagon. Lloyd Kaufman’s Troma Entertainment went on to distribute the film, which tells you everything about it’s shlock quality and mainstream-defying behavior. It doesn’t matter if it looks like it was shot on your parents’ DV camcorder. Raucous is raucous. (Stream on Netflix, Rent on iTunes)
Bad Milo! (2013)
Stress can do a number on our insides: cramps, migraines, and even kidney stones can all stem from life beating us down. Bad Milo! depicts the worst-case scenario. Steamrolled by his co-workers, family, and wife over and over again, Duncan (Ken Marino) finds his stress physically manifested into a three-foot monster. Living in his butt. That craves human flesh. Not every actor could pull off a buddy movie with a naked, razor-toothed wart puppet, but Marino manages to make it riotous and thoughtful at the same time. Maybe not when he’s expelling Milo from his behind, but there are definitely moments when this overlooked horror-comedy transcends the gimmick and brushes with Joe Dante–level greatness. (Stream on Netflix, Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, YouTube, Google Play, Xbox, Target Ticket)
The Frighteners (1996)
Before becoming the overlord of live-action Tolkien adaptations, Peter Jackson was a horror geek with a sick sense of humor. His 1989 movie Braindead (released in the U.S. as Dead Alive) is one of those gorefests designed to make you laugh and hurl. It’s beautiful. The Frighteners is a bit tamer — and funnier for it. Starring Michael J. Fox as a sprit medium tracking a ghastly grim reaper, Jackson channels the spirit of Ghostbusters with wilder spectacle and broader humor. Fox has the mannerisms for ghost-filled slapstick; if you thought he looked dazed and bewildered after traveling through time in Back to the Future, wait until you see a ghost sock him in the jaw or a translucent R. Lee Ermey give ‘em hell. (Stream on Netflix, Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, Google Play, Xbox, Target Ticket)
Hausu (1977)
Nobuhiko Obayashi’s gaudy ghost story is 24-karat kitsch. Wall-to-wall with widowed ghosts, butt-chomping floating heads, vomiting cats, killer pianos, and dream sequences that look like Fifth Dimension karaoke videos, Hausu makes little sense while making total sense for those in need of a stimulating, substanceless trip. Obayashi applies a well-tread setup: When a precocious schoolgirl and six giggly cohorts spend a weekend with her auntie, they find themselves tormented by paranormal forces. Hausu is Dario Argento by way of Liberace, the extravagance and lunacy of a quintessential Japanese game show rolled up in the worst (best?) episode of The Munsters. (Stream on Hulu, Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon)
- Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) (Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, Xbox, Target Ticket)
- Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1959) (Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, Xbox, Target Ticket)
- American Psycho (2000) (Stream on Netflix, Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, Xbox)
- An American Werewolf in London (1981) (Stream on Amazon Prime, Hulu, Rent on Amazon)
- Arachnophobia (1990) (Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon)
- Army of Darkness (1992) (Rent on iTunes, Vudu. Amazon, Google Play, Xbox, Target Ticket)
- Bad Taste (1988) (Rent on Amazon)
- Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) (Rent on Amazon, Xbox)
- The Cabin in the Woods (2010) (Stream on Netflix, Amazon Prime, Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, YouTube, Xbox)
- The Comedy of Terrors (1963) (Rent on iTunes, Amazon, Xbox)
- Dead Snow (2009) (Stream on Netflix)
- Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987) (Rent on Vudu)
- Fido (2006) (Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, Google Play, Xbox, Target Ticket)
- From Beyond (1986) (Stream on Hulu, Rent on Amazon)
- Fright Night (1985) (Stream on Netflix, Hulu)
- Full Moon High (1981) (Stream on Netflix, Amazon Prime, Rent on Amazon)
- Gremlins (1984) (Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, Xbox)
- Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) (Rent on iTunes, Vudu)
- A Haunted House (2013) (Stream on Netflix, Rent on iTunes, Amazon, YouTube, Google Play, Xbox)
- I Was a Teenage Zombie (1987) (Stream on Hulu Plus)
- Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) (Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, Google Play, Xbox, Target Ticket)
- Little Shop of Horrors (1986) (Rent on Vudu, Amazon, Xbox)
- The Little Shop of Horrors (1960) (Streaming on Hulu, Rent on iTunes, Amazon, Xbox)
- Night of the Creeps (1986) (Stream on Netflix)
- ParaNorman (Stream on Netflix, Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, YouTube, Xbox, Target Ticket)
- Private Parts (1972) (Rent on iTunes, Amazon)
- Phantom of the Paradise (1974) (Stream on Amazon Prime, Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, Xbox, Target Ticket)
- The Return of the Living Dead (1985) (Rent on Amazon)
- Re-Animator (1985) (Stream on Netflix, Amazon Prime, Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, Xbox)
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1974) (Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, YouTube, Xbox, Target Ticket)
- Rubber (2010) (Stream on Netflix, Amazon Prime)
- Scary Movie (2000) (Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, Xbox)
- Slither (2006) (Rent on Vudu, Amazon, Google Play, Xbox, Target Ticket)
- Spider Baby (1968) (Rent on Vudu, Amazon, Xbox)
- Student Bodies (1981) (Stream on Amazon Prime, Rent on iTunes)
- The Toxic Avenger (1984) (Stream on Netflix, Hulu, Rent on Amazon, Xbox)
- Tremors (1990) (Rent on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, Google Play, Xbox)
- Tucker & Dale vs Evil (2010) (Stream on Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu Plus)
- You’re Next (2011) (Stream on Netflix, Amazon Prime)
- Zombieland (2009) (Rent on Amazon)