Last night, Taylor Swift was on The Tonight Show to talk about how she’s going to play the VMAs, that she’s in The Giver, and general Taylor Swift business. But it’s Fallon, so you know that wasn’t going to be it. Swift took part in the reoccurring sketch “Ew.†She played a nerd (Ew!) who likes nerd stuff, like not watching TV, unicorn-pegasus hybrids, and sneezing (Ew!). On a related note: It’s been almost five years since you hosted Saturday Night Live, Taylor. [Taps watch, pulls down glasses, and looks over them with raised eyebrows.]