As per Halloween tradition, Jimmy Kimmel Live has compiled a video of the nation’s children revealing their true satanic nature. The screaming, the crying, the rending of garments upon being told their parents ate their Halloween candy — bask in your shame, America, for you have raised a demon people with an overly intense relationship to candy and some serious tantrum skills. Bonus points to the children who lovingly tell their parents it’s okay, though. Teach them well and let them lead the way, etc.
