It’s unfortunate that CBS only uploaded a minute and a half of Craig Ferguson’s fantastic interview with Jimmy Kimmel from Friday, because it’s loaded with some great insight on what both late night hosts have learned from their jobs as well as why Ferguson has absolutely no desire to stick around. If there’s a quote of the year for Ferguson, it’s this one: “It’s a short time on this planet, man. It’s a date, and then a hyphen, and then another date. And we’re the hyphen. And I’m like, ‘I’m not spending the whole time talking to fucking celebrities, man. I’m not doing it.’â€