John Oliver is supposed to be on hiatus, but he released a web exclusive because there was an issue so important, so serious, so pressing that he couldn’t sit idly by. No, not immigration or even executive orders. John Oliver needed to address turkey pardoning. Not to spoil his point, but let’s just say he agrees that turkeys are delicious and, if anything, Obama should pardon all the cranberry sauce no one eats. Get less tart, cranberries, or get out of this country. These colors don’t pucker.
John Oliver Takes on Turkey Pardoning and Turkeys
