Amy Poehler is a leader of man. When she says, “Jump,†people say, “Yes, and how high should I jump?†and then she rolls her eyes and calls those people “nerds.†Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, she confessed to drinking the Pixar Kool-Aid, creating a powerful force of coercion that will make you cry so hard and like it. To paraphrase the immortal bard of Jurassic Park: Hold onto your balls.