Here’s the latest installment of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’s web series Lunch with Stephen, which also happens to be the shadiest episode yet. Sure, we already know that Stephen has implicated us in whatever this shady crime is involving a bag of cash, but now we know it also involves a riverboat casino, the Fish & Wildlife Service…and possibly murder. Remember: Do not call 1-800-726-0944 unless it’s an emergency. Seriously, don’t do it!