Justin Theroux gamely tries to play this straight: He “bought†the “rights†to make a “movie†of the viral video of the UConn kid screaming for jalapeño-bacon mac and cheese, and he’s on Jimmy Kimmel Live with the “trailer.†One day soon, however, these scare quotes will no longer exist and the joke will no longer be a joke, and Hollywood will tremble at the mercy of viral videos and vloggers. Now, where’s my fucking mac and cheese?
