While entering a Los Angeles recording studio on Monday, Kylie Jenner did what she does best. She took your little plan and she turned it on itself. Look what she did to this city with a few strands of hair and a couple of dollars. Hmmm. You know what she noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.†Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, Kylie Jenner is flaunting her bold new bob and celebrating her curves, nobody panics because it’s all “part of the plan.†But when she wears one green mermaid wig, well, then everyone loses their minds!
She’s an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos?
It’s fair.
