American Horror Story: Hotel premiered last night, and while a bunch of loopy and gruesome stuff happened, only one thing really matters: What did Lady Gaga do? Oh, a little of this, a little of that. Here is every single move she made in the premiere as the Countess Elizabeth, devoid of context, because there is no context that could possibly make AHS make sense. Warning/NSFW: Some of these images might be upsetting to sensitive readers.