Since turning popular video games into movies is such a good idea, Colbert decided to make his own Candy Crush adaptation. In the above clip, Liam Neeson plays Mr. Toffee the best way Liam Neeson can, but unfortunately his very particular set of skills won’t help him this time around: After all, he can’t look for any bad guys, find them, or kill them for anything less than 99 cents. (Anyone who isn’t Angry Kanye, please help Mr. Toffee!)