Seth Rogen promises to get drunk and have sex this Thursday night, when The Night Before cast joins forces with the beautiful monsters of Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules. Finally! To celebrate the union we’ve all been waiting for since we were in our mothers’ wombs, Rogen, Anthony Mackie, Ilana Glazer, and the rest of the holiday stoners re-create the sloppy, alcohol-drenched Vanderpump intro. I will ask the same thing I ask about the actual intro: Who has to clean up after these people? Everything is covered in a sticky film of alcohol and browning rose petals. You just know there are fruit flies everywhere. The whole thing seems like a real janitorial nightmare. The Night Before still looks cute, though.
