DJ Khaled, social media’s self-help guru that I’d trust to fix my life well before letting Iyanla Vanzant anywhere near it, is prone to using Snapchat to document himself jet skiing. He often gets tickets for driving too fast, but if you’re not speeding through life, why even bother? Monday, however, he got lost while jet skiing in the dark. Mere mortals would panic from this, but Khaled took his Year of Yes “another one†mantra to heart and shared his harrowing journey with his Snapchat followers.
Since Khaled’s hit single is not “All I Do Is Swim,†he had to wait until he was rescued. He’s safe now, but make sure you never miss another one of Khaled’s Magic School Bus adventures. Follow him on Snapchat at djkhaled305.