In a bit that made you wish The Colbert Report’s version of Stephen Colbert was still around and running in this year’s Republican primary, Stephen Colbert Ben Carsoned his Late Show entrance like a human golden retriever unable to understand verbal commands. Unlike Ben Carson’s actual botched debate entrance, Colbert had to be dragged onstage like a drunk scarecrow. Also unlike Ben Carson’s entrance, Colbert’s entrance didn’t make you shut your eyes in white-hot mortification, only to open them again and again to find Ben Carson still standing there.
