Forged in the fires of Essos, full of magic of the Lord of Light, half-off if you call now: Why not get your mother Melisandre’s necklace for Mother’s Day? It goes great with red robes, candle collections, maybe some branded perfume, and the vague sense that maybe this joke is a little too Oedipal for Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, we saw that cutaway shot to the grandfather and grandson. This is ABC, not HBO.