Seth Meyers has a theory as to why Donald Trump won’t release his tax returns: He’s broke! So he’s still offering Trump an out: the opportunity to star in a scripted 13-episode series as the president of the U.S. on NBC, which, in keeping with the ever-expanding city of Dick Wolf’s Chicago, would be called Chicago President. While Meyers already threw out a few casting suggestions (Megan Fox can play Trump’s first wife!), here’s a read-through of a scene where Meyers plays a young Donald who gets the news that he can’t serve in Vietnam because of bone spurs in his feet. Such hair! Such magnanimity! Such normal-sized hands!
