While John Oliver is on vacation from Last Week Tonight, he left a message for the East Coast birds migrating south for winter (and many feathered friends that are in no way indigenous to North America): “Fuck you.†He was almost as harsh to the “cat-feeders†as he is to Donald Trump as he dishes out sick burn after sick burn for every kind of bird, from swan to parrot to ostrich — particularly the ostrich. It’s easy to see where he’s coming from. Maybe every bird is just “a shitty sequel to the dinosaurs.†Except penguins. No one can touch those tuxedo-wearing survivalists.
