Sure, you could get in amazing shape and covertly learn how to play the flute. You could slowly bide your time for years as you become more and more famous, waiting for the perfect moment to unleash your flute from its little satin flute shroud. You could even do it all on television. But could you pull off your big reveal while wearing a leather blazer and collarless purple-satin shirt? God, no. You’d be wearing a tux or something extremely square like that. Sorry, secret flutists. Terry Crews is your god now.
