In Donald Trump’s America, children will finally be able to pursue work as professional political speechwriters, just like they’ve always dreamed. Last night The Daily Show journeyed behind the scenes of the Trump campaign to meet Warren, the fictional boy who generates every word/gesture/spontaneous outburst the Donald performs in public. Unlike Shillary Clinton and Tim Pain, what with their fancy preparedness, Trump’s campaign isn’t weighed down with words and their meaningful, substantive use in a coherent order. It’s like the future president of these United States would say: bing bong bing bong bong bing.
