Unlike you at the Thanksgiving table, Saturday Night Live chose not to cram in two more, leaving a couple of solid Kristen Wiig sketches cut for time. The most recent one finds Wiig and the other Goddesses of Creation coming up with some pretty goofy concepts. If anyone has provided a more compelling explanation for the existence of clams, we’ve yet to hear it. Judeo-Christianity had a good run, but hey, why not give this a try for a while?