Stephen Colbert Works His Annual Shift at the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line

Here’s a clip from last night’s Late Show, where Stephen Colbert continues his new yearly tradition of serving as a turkey expert at Butterball’s Turkey Talk-Line. Like last year, Colbert isn’t exactly the most helpful turkey expert, and he leaves most callers more confused than they were when they first called the hotline for help. And if you’d like to make sure your turkey is thawed Colbert-style, just use his wooden spoon spank method: “Does it sound like a rock when you hit it with a spoon, or does it sound like you’re spanking a lover?�