Can you be absolutely sure Will Ferrell wasn’t there that time you, let’s say, ripped your jeggings open bending down to tie your shoe on the subway? What about the first time you tried to unwrap a condom? Or the time you accidentally replied-all to your entire college? If director J.J. Abrams is an example, Will Ferrell might have been standing in the back of the room for all of it. More importantly, he will remember it for years and bring it up to you at the most humiliating moment, which of course, is any time at all.
