Star Wars has always been big on merchandising: If George Lucas’s intellectual property could be spun off into a tangible good, it’s probably already happened. While that ultra-capitalistic strategy has yielded a deluge of expected products (toys, clothing) and pricey frivolities, it has also provided fans with an array of actually useful Star Wars home goods — dishes, kitchen appliances, bed sets, bathroom décor, party supplies, even outdoor furniture — that enables enthusiasts to showcase their affinity without sacrificing practicality. If you’re looking for a holiday gift for a diehard fan, or simply want a Mark Hamill–tinged overhaul of your home décor, here’s a 72-item guide to outfitting every room of the house.
This Force Awakens droid is so adorable that you just want to pet him like a puppy. This lotion dispenser comes close enough and it helps you stay moisturized, which seems like a fair trade-off.
$13, Bed Bath and BeyondIf you really want to make your bathroom a shrine to BB-8, here's a matching cotton rug that won't slide around like the robot does.
$20, Bed Bath and BeyondUnlike that time Luke, Leia, and Han got caught in the trash compactor, nobody should have issues with this Darth Vader and TIE Fighter–themed wastebasket.
$15, BB&BDon't have space for a life-size replica of Han frozen in carbonite? Try this 71-inch shower curtain and hang it "like some trophy," as he says. Curtain hooks included.
$15, ThinkGeekForget the Force — the water pressure with this three-setting Vader showerhead is all anyone needs. There's also a fixed version with R2-D2 that includes most of the same features.
$210, BB&BWhy go for his-and-hers towels, when you can dry off with one of the most memorable, gruffly romantic scenes in the whole series?
$25, ThinkGeekFor kids, bathtime will be a lot more fun and enjoyable when they can dry off and pretend to be one of the galaxy's greatest Sith Lords. For parents … well, that depends on how evil the kid is.
$20, Bed Bath and BeyondIn the Star Wars expanded universe, how many times has a character slipped and fallen somewhere in the snow or jungle? Avoid a similar mistake with this suction-cup bathmat.
$18, AmazonIt's unclear how strict the Empire is about personal care, but this toothbrush holder just might encourage better dental hygiene in the real world.
$10, WalmartGet nice and clean with this six-pack of terry washcloths that feature the faces of Darth Vader, R2-D2, and a stormtrooper.
$10, KohlsSit down on a cold toilet lid in the winter and you might as well be on Hoth. This fleece cover set, which fits standard and elongated thrones, will prevent any chilly surprises.
$33.50, AmazonThere's no super laser to shoot out salt and spices, but these ceramic shakers sure look cool on a dinner table.
$15, BB&BUnless you're opposed to playing with your dinner, how could you resist dining with these lightsaber chopsticks that actually light up? The only difficult choice: Should you pick Skywalker blue or Vader red?
$20, ThinkGeekUnlike the chopsticks, these stainless steel and plastic utensils don't light up. On the plus side, they represent the hilts used by Vader, Luke, and Yoda. Note: If the giftee isn't eating alone, you'll need to order more sets — each one only comes with a single spoon, fork, and knife.
$9, ThinkGeekWhen you are serving appetizers, guests will be impressed by this detailed Millennium Falcon platter. Just be sure to wash it by hand, or else it'll end up with wear and tear like the actual Falcon.
$15, AmazonThese ceramic bowls are some of the most stylish Star Wars home goods out there. If you want the complete set, matching dinner plates, appetizer plates, coffee mugs, pint glasses, and soup bowls are also available.
$13, AmazonOr you could get these more lighthearted bowls, which featuring the lovable pair of BFF droids.
$24, AmazonRaise a pint of blue milk with Vader, Yoda, a stormtrooper, and fan favorite Boba Fett.
$37, AmazonMuch like the Death Star destroys planets, a spilled bottle of wine can destroy a pleasant evening, so remember to use this metal stopper.
$20, WalmartYour wood table probably doesn't have a deflector shield, but these coasters will do the trick.
$20, JetWe've never seen the galaxy's greatest bounty-hunter knock back a cold one, but fans will feel great imbibing from this 22-ounce stein. It's also available in R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Vader models.
$310, BB&BRemember how scary it was seeing Vader's black mask for the first time, and then how wild it was seeing him take it off? Well, now you can eat chips and dip out of it, thanks to this replica tray.
$10, AmazonAlthough some people aren't fans of the little Endor dwellers, you can't deny that this is Ewok statue and bowl-holder is pretty adorable. It stands 20 inches tall, so it's both a convenient way to hold some snacks and a real conversation piece.
$310, Halloween CostumeYou can't Force-choke anyone who gets in your way in the kitchen, but this right-handed silicone mitt lets chefs grab pans and dishes as hot as 445 degrees Fahrenheit.
$15, ThinkGeekFive temperature settings let you whip up Darth Vader waffles at the desired level of crispness.
$410, KohlsThe loyal droid makes a sweet bowl of popcorn and stands just over a foot tall. If you're more into the dark side, there's also a Death Star model.
$410, BB&BThis Darth Vader corkscrew looks really cool and opens your finest wines with ease.
$20, BB&BYet another cute piece of droid merch, this ceramic set features a 12-ounce teapot and a 6-ounce cup that can be stacked for convenient storage.
$210, Amazon"Do I prefer the light or dark side, or rectangular or circular cutting boards?" Ask yourself this question before picking one of these glass cutting boards.
From $15, Amazon and ThinkGeekPizza lovers, take note: This slicer features the hilt of Darth Vader's lightsaber and makes a noise just like it.
$15, ThinkGeekThis set has four stackable cups, and R2-D2's arms also detach into four separate measuring spoons, making it a great item to leave on a countertop.
$20, ThinkGeekAnother great kitchen gadget, this R2-D2 French press brews up to 32 ounces of coffee and has a handle and spout for easy pouring.
$40, Hammacher SchlemmerWant to watch the Death Star slowly melt while enjoying a beverage? This ice mold is sizable enough to fill out a lowball glass, and perhaps a few refills of your favorite liquor.
$13, ThinkGeek"He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is." Han's icy fate is sealed when people use this mold, but it beats taking a lightsaber through the gut.
$10, ThinkGeekNot only is this X-Wing block gorgeous, it comes with five knives: cooking, bread, carving, utility, and paring.
$910, ThinkGeekFor some toast to go with the waffles, this Vader-themed gadget burns the Star Wars logo into slices of bread.
$410, ThinkGeekRather than merely ring to let you know your food is ready, this BB-8 timer lights up and makes its signature bleeps and bloops. You might find yourself turning it on just to watch it go.
$20, AmazonThese seven containers vary in size from 4 ounces to 25 ounces, ensuring you'll be able to store any leftover meals or snacks.
$4, WalmartIf you're craving ice pops, this tray makes up to four of them, featuring the lightsaber hilts of Luke and Vader. It's got all the makings of a delicious, messy duel.
$21, AmazonOf course, no fan can get the Darth corkscrew without also snagging this gadget bottle opener. It makes lightsaber sounds, making the wielder a true Beer Jedi.
$25, AmazonEven though they're technically on warring sides, this Death Star infuser is the perfect complement to the BB-8 set for loose-tea drinkers.
$18, AmazonThis beechwood rolling pin has a laser-cut design, which is great for making batches of Star Wars cookies that feature the cartoonlike faces of main characters and droids alike.
$29, AmazonThis tiny gadget has two chambers: one for grinding up dry herbs and another for storing the finished product. It'll work for any kind of dry herb, in case your stoner friend loves the Star Wars films. (No way, right?)
$17, AmazonGeeks can be refined, too! Add a little pop art to your living room with this Death Star–inspired take on Robert Indiana's famed sculpture, and maybe accent it with this Chewbacca pillow.
$18, TargetCompatible with most Bluetooth devices that stream music and take calls, this iHome speaker also plays the Star Wars theme, lights up, and makes BB-8's adorable squeaks.
$35, BB&BPerfect for a couch, chair, picnic, or concert, this 40-inch by 50-inch raschel polyester blanket has great throwback comic-style renderings of our heroes and villains.
$20, BB&BThis full-size BB-8 lamp has three lighting modes: cold white, amber, and warm white. According to the manufacturer, it also "comes with a stand so it doesn't go off adventuring." Always good to know.
$2910, ThinkGeekDesigned to hold kids weighing up to 100 pounds, this soft, plush Chewbacca chair also comes with a leatherlike satchel on the side for storing other Star Wars gear. A pleather Darth Vader model is also available.
$65, Toys R UsStanding 31-and-a-half inches tall, Kylo Ren's replica lightsaber is a great way to brighten up your end table or desk, unless you really hate red glowing light. It also comes in a Darth Vader model.
$710, ThinkGeekThe 12-liter fridge holds up to 18 cans, which makes it perfect for a living room or home theater where you'll be watching the films again. It's especially cool for dark rooms, given its exterior LEDs that resemble the orange lighting from Empire. This fridge is even great for tailgating: When plugged into a car adapter, it can either cool or heat its contents. A four-liter micro-fridge is also available.
$1510, ThinkGeekIf you're looking for a retro lava lamp, check out this one made to resemble Obi-Wan's blue lightsaber. Just be sure to heed the instructions — it gets extremely hot if it's left on too long.
$35, AmazonThere are a lot of jokes to be made about our wookiee pal being a "walking carpet," so just know that this soft item can be found in two sizes: six feet by three feet, or eight feet by four feet.
$910, ThinkGeekWith this rug, you'll never need to slice open a tauntaun to stay warm. The head is made out of a plush pillow, the claws are made of vinyl, and it's made to not slip, so it's a perfect area rug to put in front of the fire or TV.
$1210, ThinkGeekMade from an old vinyl record that's cut to resemble the shapes of your favorite characters, the clock can actually be customized, so get cracking on making your clock unique.
$27, AmazonThis (very) expensive bed is technically meant for kids, but any adult who wants to sleep in the Millennium Falcon's cockpit is welcome to buy it.
$3199, Pottery BarnSleep tight!
$18, WalmartEspecially in the winter, anyone with dry skin could benefit from this mildew-fighting humidifier. Keep your complexion fresh and avoid looking like the unmasked Vader.
$60, BB&BAvailable in full and twin sizes, these sets feature a selection of images from the saga's best fight scenes. Each set includes a fitted sheet, flat sheet, and two pillowcases.
From $25, BB&BAnother bedding option, this quilt set comes with a thick cotton blanket and one or two pillow shams, depending on whether you order a twin, full, or queen size.
From $610, KohlsPerfect for a child's bedroom, this hamper holds a decent amount of clothes, collapses for easier storage, and comes with a rounded hood to keep the dirty laundry out of sight.
$30, AmazonWho wouldn't want to wake up every morning with this cute Lego Vader alarm clock? Bonus: If you hit him on the head, you can snooze for a few more minutes.
$25, BB&BEven the Jedi need help organizing their stuff. Although this five-piece trunk set runs a bit on the small side, it's a good, stylish option for toys and clothes.
$65, BB&BThanks to its simple design, visitors might not notice this Force Awakens joke at first glance, making the payoff even better when they finally get the reference.
$26, AmazonWith these heat-resistant, 22-inch tongs, you'll become the undisputed master of the grill. Of course, they also emit lightsaber sounds while flipping burgers and hot dogs.
$210, AmazonWhat's a chef without a spatula that uses Vader's lightsaber hilt as its handle?
$15, ThinkGeekComplete the BBQ ensemble with this Darth Vader apron. (Don't forget that silicone oven mitt for grilling with some big flames!) There's also an R2-D2 version available.
$20, BB&BLightsabers weren't much help when Han and Chewie needed to repair the Falcon, but this three-screwdriver set sure would've come in handy. It's a great stocking stuffer: The two flatheads and one Phillips-head are designed to look like Luke, Darth, and Yoda's weapons of choice.
$20, ThinkGeekFor smaller repair needs, this R2-D2 model comes with three replaceable bits: two Phillips-head, one flathead. Conveniently, each bit can be stored at the bottom of the unit.
$10, ThinkGeekThis 22-foot measuring tape is perfect for any DIY home project. Sadly, it does not measure in parsecs, thus negating any attempts at measuring your own Kessel Run.
$25, ThinkGeekKeep neighbors guessing this holiday season with this little desert dweller on your front lawn. The best part? It's solar powered, which means its creepy little eyes will light up all night long.
$710, ThinkGeekA perfect Star Wars party light. With 16 different colors and a strobe option, this Death Star is remote-controlled and can last up to eight hours on a charge. At 15 inches high, it can be used as a footstool or even a chair, as it holds up to 190 pounds. Sorry, Jabba — you'll have to find another place to sit.
$910, AmazonAfter a long day, what better way to relax than by kicking back in this Darth Vader Adirondack chair? Made with treated lumber, it's 36 inches wide and can hold up to 600 pounds. You can also pair it with the stormtrooper version.
$1910, Etsy