Glenn Close would be very proud. Kellyanne Conway is experiencing some, um, credibility issues as of late, so much so that CNN’s Jake Tapper is apprehensive to let her be a guest on his show anytime soon. No problem, though — Kellyanne will happily break into Tapper’s apartment and wait in the dark to half seduce, half terrorize him into submission à la Fatal Attraction, and let’s just say she goes from zero to knife-wielding insanity real fast. But remember, she’s not doing it for her! She’s doing it for him.