Like plenty of Wolverine fans, Wade Wilson, a.k.a Deadpool, a.k.a Ryan Reynolds, went to see a screening of Logan, but — as seen in the Deadpool 2 teaser that debuted before Logan in theaters — the merc with a mouth was delayed. Unlike the rest of us non-scientifically-altered schmucks, when Deadpool hears the screams of a man being terrorized, he has no choice but to channel Superman and race to the nearest phone booth for a quick costume change. Unfortunately, Wade doesn’t seem to have as reliable a costume-maker as Clark Kent. The teaser above, which is a variation on the one shown in theaters, also features a very special cameo and the release date of “not soon enough,†or, as smart-ass videos know it, March 2, 2018.