Life is like a box of chocolates — you never know what you’re going to get. Some days, it’s great press for a “presidential tone,†others, it’s a whole lot of huffing-and-puffing because you might’ve gone ahead and committed perjury. If you’re Jeff Sessions, you just roll with what life gives you — might as well — and hang around on a randomly chosen bus bench to pass the time while waiting to meet with no members of the Russian government in particular. Hey, if the lesson of Forrest Gump is anything, who are we to doubt encountering historical figures by happenstance?
