Hereâs a clip from last nightâs Late Night, where Seth Meyers welcomes writers Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel to deliver some punchlines he canât get away with for a new segment of âJokes Seth Canât Tell,â where they cover everything from lesbian bars to Flint, Michigan to menstrual cycle apps to the news that a lesbian was recently named leader of Germanyâs fascist party. âIf youâre wondering what lesbians and fascists have in common, the answer is their haircut,â Hagel says. âJenny, why is it that so many lesbians have short haircuts?â Meyers asks. âWe just get really excited about scissors.â