When Donald Trump Jr. met with a Russian lawyer alone or with six to seven other people last summer to discuss Russian adoption or to undermine Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, in a meeting that was either completely ethical or that constituted collusion, it apparently did not occur to him that it might be a good idea to just jot down a quick reminder to himself about what all they discussed and who all was there. Sadly, no one is getting a quick, easy resolution to Don Jr.’s ongoing scandal. The only thing quick and easy in this country is obtaining 60 pounds of drugs the moment after they’re hurled over the proposed border wall. They pose a huge safety risk, but would probably really help take the edge off having to keep up with the news every day.
