The moment that makes Taylor Swiftâs new album comes roughly two minutes and 30 seconds into âThis Is Why We Canât Have Nice Things,â the third to last song. Sheâs claiming to find reconciliation with her greatest foe Kanye West and extend an olive branch, when â psych! â she interrupts her own attempt at forgiveness to immediately rescind the offer. Taylor cackles with a confession: Itâs all bullshit. âI canât even say it with a straight face,â she says, cracking herself up. This is what youâve been waiting for â finally, Swift has dropped the act. Itâs her very own âsorry not sorryâ bundled in a song that doubles as her harshest critique of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian yet. âLook What You Made Me Doâ was the warm-up; the rest of the album is a fast ball down the middle. Here are the songs and lines most definitely, unmistakably meant for Kanye and Kim.
âThis Is Why We Canât Have Nice Thingsâ
There are lines on other songs that speak more broadly to Taylorâs perceived victimization by Kanye, but âTIWWCHNTâ turns the tables on her enemy. Here, sheâs the attacker. To begin, she sets the scene and rewinds the clock back to the simpler times of last July. Back when she was âthrowing nice big parties,â âjumping to the pool from the balcony,â and enjoying an embarrassment of riches that come with being a pop star so titanic that she seemed untouchable. âFeeling so Gatbsy for that whole year,â she reminiscences about what was meant to be her hiatus. Sheâs referring specifically to her 2016 Fourth of July party, the last time the court of public opinion largely ruled in her favor.
Weeks later, the party was over when Kardashian exposed Swift on Snapchat for having lied about not approving controversial lyrics about her on Kanyeâs song âFamous.â (The one where he calls Tayor a âbitchâ and half-jokes that they âmight still have sex.â) Swift has been playing defense ever since and resents it: âSo whyâd you have to rain on my whole parade?â she sings.
âIt was so nice being friends again / There I was giving you a second chance / But then you stabbed my back while shaking my hand / And therein lies the issue / Friends donât try to trick you / Get you on the phone and mind-twist you / And so I took an ax to a mended fence.â
The history of Swift and Kanyeâs feud goes back nearly a decade, when Kanye interrupted her speech at the 2009 VMAs. It was contentious for years, but they eventually made amends and Taylor presented him with the MTV Video Vanguard Award at the 2015 VMAs. Itâs the âsecond chanceâ Taylor refers to. But she concludes that Kanye deceived her when he recorded her without her knowledge in the soundbite heard around the world during their chat about âFamous.â The gloves are off.
âBut Iâm not the only friend youâve lost lately / If only you werenât so shady.â
Itâs a low blow, but boy is it good. Swift goes on to take a potshot at Kanye about the dissolution of his friendship with Jay-Z, alluding to the fact that Hov cut him out of his life after Kanye said some shady things about BeyoncĂŠ. (Jay-Z confirmed his bad blood with Kanye on 4:44 earlier this year).
âHereâs a toast to my real friends / They donât care about that he said, she said / And hereâs to my baby / He ainât reading what they call me lately / And hereâs to my momma / Had to listen to all this drama / And hereâs to you / âCause forgiveness is a nice thing to do / Haha, I canât even say it with a straight face.â
But of all Taylorâs digs at Kanye, her subtlest is her best. She makes a play on Kanyeâs âRunawayâ â âletâs have a toast for the douchebagsâ â and twists his words to praise the only people still standing in her corner through it all: her mom, her man, and her mates. And when she breaks in the middle of trying to praise Kanye. Thatâs just what he made her do.
âI Did Something Badâ
At the top of the album, Swift is at her most vindictive. âI Did Something Badâ is a âLWYMMDâ sequel and itâs also where youâll find the best line of the album:
âIf a man talks shit, then I owe him nothing.â
Taylor builds to the line by first mentioning a narcissist who loves her and tells her more lies than she tells him. âThis is how the world works / Now all he thinks about is me,â she sings, implying thatâs just industry politics. Kanye West, of course, has long been crowned musicâs biggest narcissist. She follows that rare expletive-laced missive with âI donât regret it one bit, âcause he had it coming.â Taylorâs setting the stage for her own reenactment of Chicago. Both lines and others on this song could be interpreted about a number of men she feels have done her wrong â Kanye, Calvin Harris, Tom Hiddleston â but itâs the breakdown that lets you know that sheâs most perturbed about Kanye.
âTheyâre burning all the witches, even if you arenât one / They got their pitchforks and proof / Their receipts and reasons / Theyâre burning all the witches, even if you arenât one / So light me up.â
This whole section is sung in Auto-Tune, Kanyeâs much-loved creative device. But Auto-Tune has never really been Taylorâs thing, making her use of it here all the more calculated. âTheyâre burning all the witchesâ appeared as an Easter egg in her ââŚReady for It?â video; itâs her way of owning the villainous image sheâs been branded with since Kanye and Kim tarnished her reputation. Theyâve burned her with their âreceiptsâ (namely Kimâs Snapchat), but sheâs happy to go up in flames. In fact, with this song, sheâs lighting the match. As her chorus makes crystal clear, sheâs still not sorry: âThey say I did something bad / But whyâs it feel so good? / Most fun I ever had / And Iâd do it over and over and over again if I could.â
âEnd Gameâ
The subject of this song is vaguer than the previous two, but that doesnât mean she doesnât still get in a couple well-played digs at Kanye:
âI hit you like bang / We tried to forget it, but we just couldnât / And I bury hatchets, but I keep maps of where I put âem / Reputation precedes me, they told you Iâm crazy / I swear I donât love the drama, it loves me.â
âYouâve been calling my bluff on all my usual tricks / So hereâs a truth from my red lips.â
Her last laugh: She raps the whole thing.