Nobody knows how to talk about the divisive sexual-misconduct claims against Aziz Ansari. Should these SNL dinnergoers discuss it openly and freely at a nice Italian restaurant? Absolutely. Perhaps. Or … probably not. Because as soon as one person opens his mouth, another wants to smash his face into a plate of spaghetti. And when someone else opines about who should receive the bulk of the blame, another cuts her ponytail off in frustration. As perhaps the wisest person says: “Can’t we just go back to the dog?! We were happy when we were talking about the dog!†Not in this postmodern world, buddy.
Aziz Ansari Is the Hot Topic at SNL’s Most Uncomfortable Dinner Party of All Time
