Can You Match Connie Britton’s Reaction With the Right 9-1-1 Call?
ByJackson McHenry,
a Vulture critic covering theater, film, and TV
What could be going so wrong?
Photo: FOX
“9-1-1, what’s your emergency?†So says Connie Britton’s emergency dispatcher in each episode of Fox’s 9-1-1, a new prime-time drama where her character spends most of her time in a call center, helping fireman Peter Krause and policewoman Angela Bassett save lives in the Greater Los Angeles area. It’s all pretty thrilling and silly stuff, because a lot happens in every episode and it is all gloriously over the top. In honor of the many absurd things that have happened on 9-1-1, and the many more absurd things that will surely continue to happen, we present you with a quiz: Can you pair Connie Britton’s reaction to the correct 9-1-1 crisis? We recommend playing with a glass of white wine in your hand. Good luck.
Which 9-1-1 Call Is Connie Reacting to?
Put on your tortoiseshell glasses and get to work.
Correct! A boy hit his head on a diving board, his mom is calling.
Incorrect! A boy hit his head on a diving board, his mom is calling.
Correct! Someone did flush a baby down the toilet. Connie is as shocked as you are.
Incorrect! Someone flushed a baby down the toilet. Connie is as shocked as you are.
Correct! Someone was, in fact, thrown out of a roller coaster. He does not survive.
Incorrect! Someone was thrown out of a roller coaster. He does not survive.
Correct! A man was being attacked by dogs. We later learn he was also trying to rob the house.
Incorrect! A man was being attacked by dogs. We later learn he was also trying to rob the house.
Correct! A woman was being choked to death by her pet python. In the process of saving her, the firemen kill the python.
Incorrect! A woman was being choked to death by her pet python. In the process of saving her, the firemen kill the python.
Correct! A gun just went off, but don't worry, everyone is okay. Connie is just exhausted.
Incorrect! A gun just went off, but don't worry, everyone is okay. Connie is just exhausted.
Correct! A man is threatening to jump from a tall building. He's going through a pretty bad breakup.
Incorrect! A man is threatening to jump from a tall building. He's going through a pretty bad breakup.
Correct! Robbers just broke into a suburban home. A small child is in danger!
Incorrect! Robbers just broke into a suburban home. A small child is in danger!
Correct! Connie's advice is to "eat your nuggets, get some perspective, and get the hell off my line."
Incorrect! A woman called about her nuggets. Connie's advice is to "eat your nuggets, get some perspective, and get the hell off my line."
Correct! A fireman just told Connie he was not in the right place emotionally to go on a date. How sad.
Incorrect! A fireman just told Connie he was not in the right place emotionally to go on a date. How sad.
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