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Elementary, My Dear Holmes & Watson, You’re the Worst Film of the Year

Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Photo: Giles Keyte/Columbia Pictures

Before we indulge Hollywood with celebrating the best films of 2018 at tomorrow night’s Oscars ceremony — and then subsequently binging them all for that sweet, sweet righteous feeling — we must first acknowledge the heaping turd bombs the industry also subjected us to last year. And thanks to the 39th Razzie Awards, those official “winners†are in, and allow us to extent our sincere apologies to the victors. Holmes & Watson racked up the most wins with worst picture, worst director, worst remake, ripoff, or sequel, and worst supporting actor for the otherwise dependable accomplice John C. Reilly.

Melissa McCarthy also proved victorious in the worst actress category for her duel work in the really terrible The Happytime Murders and slightly less terrible Life of the Party, while none other than our president, Donald Trump, won worst actor for Death of a Nation and Fahrenheit 11/9. Browse the complete winners losers list below while contemplating your hate-watch.

Worst Picture

Gotti
The Happytime Murders
Holmes & Watson
Robin Hood
Winchester

Worst Actress

Jennifer Garner, Peppermint
Amber Heard, London Fields
Melissa McCarthy, The Happytime Murders and Life of the Party
Helen Mirren, Winchester
Amanda Seyfried, The Clapper  

Worst Actor

Johnny Depp, Sherlock Gnomes
Will Ferrell, Holmes & Watson
John Travolta, Gotti
Donald J. Trump, Death of a Nation and Fahrenheit 11/9
Bruce Willis, Death Wish

Worst Supporting Actor

Jamie Foxx, Robin Hood
Ludacris, Show Dogs
Joel McHale, The Happytime Murders
John C. Reilly, Holmes & Watson
Justice Smith, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 

Worst Supporting Actress

Kellyanne Conway, Fahrenheit 11/9
Marcia Gay Harden, Fifty Shades Freed
Kelly Preston, Gotti
Jaz Sinclair, Slender Man
Melania Trump, Fahrenheit 11/9

Worst Screen Combo

Any Two Actors or Puppets, The Happytime Murders
Johnny Depp & His Fast-Fading Film Career, Sherlock Gnomes
Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly, Holmes & Watson
Kelly Preston & John Travolta, Gotti
Donald J. Trump & His Self Perpetuating Pettiness, Death of a Nation and Fahrenheit 11/9 

Worst Remake, Ripoff, or Sequel

Death of a Nation
Death Wish
Holmes & Watson
The Meg
Robin Hood  

Worst Director

Etan Cohen, Holmes & Watson
Kevin Connolly, Gotti
James Foley, Fifty Shades Freed
Brian Henson, The Happytime Murders
The Spierig Brothers, Winchester

Worst Screenplay

Death of a Nation, Written by Dinesh D’Souza & Bruce Schooley
Fifty Shades Freed, Screenplay by Niall Leonard, From the Novel by E.L. James
Gotti, Screenplay by Leo Rossi and Lem Dobbs
The Happytime Murders, Screenplay by Todd Berger, Story by Berger and Dee Austin Robinson
Winchester, Written by Tom Vaughan and the Spierig Brothers

Holmes & Watson Is Officially the Worst Film of the Year