Dax Shepard stopped by Conan on Tuesday night and did his best to sell Conan O’Brien on the benefits of capitalism. Or, at least, on why he should embrace reading ads for his podcast. He makes a convincing case: His Sleep Number bed, which he got in exchange for a podcast promotion, sounds like a lot. It bends, it warms, and its description alone will make you long for just a few hours of sweet, precious sleep. Oh, and he also reveals the exact day he and his wife, Kristen Bell, will have sex again. So be sure to mark your calendars.