Are you a woman with a microphone? Are you tired of bros seeing this and coming out of the woodwork to try to take it away from you? Well, Conan finally has an answer. Their new product “Bro Away†promises to do for bros what professional-strength perimeter sprays do for other pests. Specifically, it harnesses the power of Rick & Morty’s cancellation combined with Julian Assange’s arrest into a spray form that keeps those pesky bros away from your microphone. But be careful, it’s a product so simple, and yet so brilliant, it actually risks becoming a disruptor, which will only attract even more bros.
Conan Has a Solution to Your Bro Problem
