Vulture did some very accurate and not at all made-up math, and it seems more people have attended Steely Danās annual Beacon Theatre residencies than bothered seeing Cats after its cursed rollout over the weekend. (The numbers check out.) Weād really like to kick this stunning failure of digital-fur technology to the back of our litter boxes at this point, except for the fact that James Corden, who stars in the film as noted feline dandy Bustopher Jones, admitted heās now one of those people who doesnāt want to see himself cough up hairballs for entertainment purposes. āI havenāt seen it,ā he admitted in a new interview when asked about Cats. āIāve heard itās terrible.ā Jellicle, he hasnāt seen it! Jellicle, he heard itās terrible! Jellicle, you know whatās not terrible? Aja.