Because we were really hoping for a gritty origin story about the fly on Mike Pence’s head, SNL’s cold open reimagined the vice-presidential debate from the perspective of the buzzy fella: What if the fly was actually Joe Biden (Jim Carrey), who teleported to the debate to save the soul of nation? In a custom machine created by his preferred railroad service, Amtrak? Sure, Biden might’ve accidentally turned himself into a fly, and yes, he’s talking just like Jeff Goldblum (“God created dinosaurs, dinosaurs became Republicans, Republicans created Trump, Trump destroys Godâ€), but at least he’s not Herman Cain, who was “reincarnated as a damn fly†and now laying eggs for revenge. “If you’re watching this at home,†he warns viewers, “don’t trust this white devil about rona.†We think it’s time for Pence to do a lice check.
Joe Biden and Herman Cain Have a Turf War Over Mike Pence’s Scalp
