In a surprise to zero people, Fran Lebowitz isnât reading our Saturday Night Live recaps, and she hasnât seen Bowen Yangâs hilarious impression of her on last weekâs âWeekend Update.â Talking to Andy Cohen on his SiriusXM radio program, Lebowitz said she had shut her phone off on Saturday evening, and âI went into the kitchen, where thereâs an answering machine, a device which you may have to describe to your listeners. There were messages on it, and I thought something horrible happened, someone died, you know?â But no, it was the opposite of someone dying. It was people living for Yangâs Lebowitz desk bit. She told Cohen that she wonât catch up with the sketch because she doesnât have internet access, and, besides, she doesnât like seeing herself or hearing her voice on television, âso I donât have any curiosity to see this.â But itâs not footage of herself â itâs footage of Americaâs sweetheart, Bowen Yang! Oh, well. No arguing with Fran.