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Jack Harlow Is Too Horny Right Now

Famously white, Jack Harlow. Photo: Michael Tullberg/WireImage

Jack Harlow announced a new album on March 16, called Come Home the Kids Miss You and out May 6. He was also recently cast as the lead in a remake of White Men Can’t Jump (given that he is, famously, white). But in a new Rolling Stone cover story, Harlow really just wants to talk about sex. The story kicks off with Harlow — whom the magazine calls “a leading Gen-Z sex symbol†— reminiscing about “fuckin’ against a tree over on the side of the river†in a favorite park in Louisville and only escalates from there. Also back in Louisville? Harlow’s friend Ciera, who said Harlow had “a major role†in her transitioning from identifying as a lesbian to dating men. “He looks like the girls that I date!†she remembered saying at the time.

And don’t let that title fool you — it sounds like this is about to be one horny album too. One song, called “Blade of Grass,†reportedly opens with the lines, “Like a blade of grass wants sunlight / I just want that ass.†(In album news unrelated to sex, the rapper also teased conversations with Dolly Parton’s team, saying he wants “to put her on some hard shit.â€) As Harlow put it, “I am poetic, but I want some ass.†Sorry, but that’s … kind of a bar!

Jack Harlow Is Too Horny Right Now