Pretty please, sir, could you spare just one TikTok for a pop girl in need? She needs attention to live, and if you don’t give it to her, well, there’s no telling what’ll happen! JoJo Siwa’s “Karma†caused a minor hubbub when it was released on April 5, partially because people found the original version, by an artist known as Britt Smith, and liked that more. But the CEO of Gay Pop is still beating her version of the song into the Zeitgeist. Her latest attempt is a bunch of TikToks of her doing a frantic dance to “Karma†in various locations. She’s doing the “Karma†dance onstage, in front of her Siwa-mobile, and in the streets of New York.
The dance begins with a move so confusing people have started to take note online. The move involves both a jerking of an arm and a banging of the head that is … not pleasant to look at. It requires a level of hype that only toddlers can achieve after drinking too many Capri-Suns. What exactly should this dance be called? Add your ideas:
- The Bow Basher
- The Masturbating Rabbit
- Karmic Retribution
- The Raggedy Ann
- Gay Pop and Lock