Remember to tip your baristas (stream “Espressoâ€)!
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Sabrina Carpenter’s opening a whole café. A month after releasing her spring bop “Espresso,†she’s serving up a whole menu of takes on the song, including “Double Shot,†“Decaf,†and “Mochapella.†Those are, of course, sped-up, slowed-down, and a cappella versions of “Espresso,†out on Carpenter’s new Espresso EP. There’s also an “Espressooooo Version,†a.k.a. extended version — but wait, wouldn’t that be an Americano (or maybe a long espresso)? At this rate, where’s the Spanish-language “Cafecito†version? The club remix “Espresso Martini†version? Does Café Sabrina serve an “Iced Oat Vanilla Latte With an Extra Shot†version, too?