Do you ship Dooneese and Robert Goulet? Would you like to? Too bad — it’s happening. The fist real sketch of SNL50 was a “Lawrence Welk Show” sketch mashed up with Will Ferrell’s Robert Goulet. Welk (Fred Armisen) introduced Goulet as “the handsome, young, dark-haired alcoholic everyone’s been talking about.” Obviously, he was paired with the Maharelle Sisters. This time, included in their ranks were Scarlett Johansson (a.k.a. Mrs. Jost), a belting Ana Gasteyer, and a smizing Kim Kardashian. And then — wait for it — there’s Dooneese. This time she’s got a third arm; isn’t that fun for her? Dooneese hit Kim K’s butt like a bongo drum, tried to fellate Goulet on air, and briefly ate a live bird. But if she and Goulet really did get together, would it be the oddest couple born of this show?
Robert Goulet Joins The Lawrence Welk Show on SNL50
