âWambsgans Watchâ is our weekly assessment of the state of Tom Wambsgansâ relationships in each of the remaining episodes of Succession. Spoilers followďťż for episode one of season four, âThe Munsters.â
The last time we saw Tom Wambsgans, he was tending to Shiv after her father effectively destroyed any influence she, Roman, and Kendall might retain in the Roy family empire. In the final shot of that episode, Tom places his hands on Shivâs clavicle, which can be interpreted in two ways: either heâs comforting his wife, or his grip is sliding ever closer to Shivâs throat.
When Succession season four begins, Tom â played with even more confident slipperiness this season by the wonderful Matthew Macfadyen â is still straddling some very delicate lines in his life: with his (soon-to-be ex-) wife; his (soon-to-be ex-) father-in-law and current boss, Logan; and his fellow âdisgusting brotherâ Greg. Letâs assess, on the âfuck or get fuckedâ spectrum of Tomâs various personal and business relationships, exactly how things are going for him.
Who is Tom Wambsgans fucking with?
Kind of everyone. Tom has a real skill for saying words that donât actually express what he means, and itâs on full display this episode, starting with his phone call to Shiv. He rings her up to tell her he had a drink with Naomi Pierce, former girlfriend of Kendall and member of the family that owns a media company Logan once wanted to acquire. But he also says the drink didnât mean anything.
âItâs social. Itâs not a sexual thing. So thereâs nothing I need to tell you about,â he explains. Uhhh, so why are you calling, Tom? Because heâs doing for Shiv what he did for Logan at the end of season three when he let him know three of his kids were about to ambush him: Heâs letting his wife know that her dad plans to make another run at acquiring the Piercesâ media conglomerate. In an extremely weird way, this is Tomâs version of apologizing to Shiv. Itâs apparent by the end of this episode, after Tom and Shiv basically agree to get a divorce because Shiv would rather give up on their marriage than actually work through the pain theyâve caused each other, that theyâve never really discussed Tomâs betrayal and never will. Tom is offering her a make-up tip-off and, in the process, fucking over Lord Fuck Off himself, Logan Roy.
Like everyone on Succession, Tomâs macro-objective is to hold on to as much money, power, and clout as he can. But his more immediate objective is to be just weasel-y enough to ensure no one cuts him out of the ATN/Waystar family, even if heâs technically no longer family. So heâs fucking over Logan by helping Shiv, and fucking over Shiv by continuing to be a close ally of Logan. At least heâs consistent in his hypocrisy.
Who is fucking with Tom Wambsgans?
Logan isnât fucking over Tom yet, but itâs very clear that if kicking Tom to the nearest curb serves his interests, Logan will do it without a second thought.
âWhatever happens, weâll always be good, right?â Tom asks Logan during his extremely tense and unfun birthday party. Loganâs response: âIf weâre good, weâre good.â Translation: âI am not unconditionally loyal toward you and if you piss me off, youâre toast.â
âThatâs heartening,â Tom says. âI am heartened by that.â
He is absolutely not heartened, nor should he be. The subtext of Loganâs comment is that Tom should tread lightly. Which means that, where Logan is concerned, Tom canât relax, not even for a millisecond.
How fucked up are things between Tom Wambsgans and Cousin Greg?
The answer to this question is always: very! But Tom is extra-intent on distancing himself from Greg as this season begins. He cringes every time Greg tries to suggest they are frat bros in solidarity, a.k.a. the Disgusting Brothers. Heâs also extra-mean about the basic influencer wannabe Greg brings to Loganâs party, telling him that everyone is âlaughing up their sleevesâ at him.
Why is he such a dick about all this? Because even though he seems to have his professional shit sort-of together on the surface, Tom knows that on the inside heâs still very much a Cousin Greg. If he and Shiv end their marriage, he becomes an official Roy family outsider, technically even more so than Greg. Tomâs judgment has, historically, only been a little better than Gregâs. In his heart, Tom knows he is absolutely a disgusting brother, and he loathes this about himself, so he channels all those negative feelings toward clueless sexual rummager Greg.
Further evidence that Tom and Greg are two sides of the same coin: shortly after Tomâs call to Shiv, Kendall announces that someone on his team forwarded him an Instagram post shared by âsome girlâ at Loganâs party â Gregâs date â in which a member of the Pierce family was tagged. If Tom hadnât mentioned his drink with Naomi to Shiv, the Roy family Rebel Alliance would have found out about the plan to snag PGM indirectly from Greg.
At the end of this episode, how fucked is Tom Wambsgans?
Professionally, he seems fine. Itâs tempting to say itâs tragic that his marriage to Shiv has ended with a long, ambivalent sigh. (âWe gave it a go.â) But he doesnât seem particularly broken up or worried about its implications, perhaps because heâs convinced himself that Loganâs âIf weâre good, weâre goodâ really is heartening.
Tell yourself whatever you need to tell yourself to get a good nightâs sleep, Tom. Then get ready to start another day of tap-dancing on eggshells.
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