In âWambsgans Watch,â we weigh in on the state of Tom Wambsgansâs relationships in each of the remaining episodes of Succession. Spoilers followďťż for episode four of season four, âHoneymoon States.â
In last weekâs landscape-altering episode of Succession, Tom Wambsgans expressed concern that he had lost his protector. He was right to be worried.
It quickly becomes apparent in âHoneymoon States,â which takes place entirely at a wake/scramble to determine the interim CEO of Waystar Royco, that Tom is a man without a safe harbor. Actually, itâs Karl who sums up his situation best, with a brutally honest explanation of why no one from the companyâs top brass or the Roy family would support Tom becoming CEO.
âThe negative case would go, youâre a clumsy interloper and no one trusts you,â Karl says. Now, he could have just ended his comments there. But he doesnât. âThe only guy pulling for you is dead,â he continues, âand now youâre just married to the ex-bossâs daughter and she doesnât even like you. And you are fair and squarely fucked.â
In a wonderfully panicked piece of acting from Matthew Macfadyen, Tom takes this in with a face that looks like heâs just been shoved off a Brightstar cruise ship. âJesus, Karl,â he chokes out. Tom hasnât been this humiliated since he had to oink-crawl his way through a game of Boar on the Floor.
While Karl couldâve said all that a bit gentler, heâs not wrong. Wambsgans has officially been Wambsgansed. Letâs discuss, preferably while shoving an entire fish taco down our throats!
Who is Tom Wambsgans fucking with this week?
At first, it seems like Tom might be willing to fuck over whomever he needs to fuck over in order to get that interim-CEO gig. When he, Karl, Frank, Karolina, and Gerri have their senior-management huddle and Frank begins to suggest that âthe kidsâ â meaning Shiv, Kendall, and Roman, because Connor is basically the Invisible Man Who Just Inherited a Sick Apartment â might not be up to the task of running the company, Tom immediately refers to them as âscrewups and dipshits.â
But as soon as he realizes that those screwups and dipshits might very well decide his fate, and also after Karl punches him in the kidneys with his words, Tom sucks up to every single Roy sibling (not Connor, obviously) in hopes of finding an ally with some level of power.
A word cloud of Tomâs comments throughout the day would look like this: âRespectfully. Iâm here to serve. Let me show you some kindness.â Whether Tom fucks over someone in the future â which, letâs face it, he probably will â in this moment, he is behaving like a man throwing himself on the mercy of the court.
The one instance in which Tom seems genuine is his interaction with Shiv. He speaks to her as if he wants to get back together, reminding her of a happy moment early in their relationship when he flew to her in France, and seems genuinely concerned for her well-being. Itâs notable, too, that Tom is the only one Shiv openly talks to about the guilt and grief sheâs feeling about losing her father. Shiv also knows something Tom does not: Sheâs carrying his baby, which, assuming she eventually gives birth to the child, means she and Tom will be family, on some level, for life.
Tom doesnât realize it yet, but he may have a permanent foothold in the Roy family because of that fetus. And that could give him a tiny bit of power? Maybe?
Who is fucking with Tom Wambsgans?
Oh, wow, practically everyone. Weâve already talked about Karlâs roast, a.k.a. the Wambsgans Reaming Heard âRound the World, but Gerriâs got no love for him either. When Tom says he is âsick with griefâ over Loganâs passing, Gerri hits him with a zinger: âOh, youâre sick with grief? You might want to put down that fish taco, youâre getting your melancholy everywhere.â
When Tom approaches Kendall about trying to clean the slate now that Loganâs gone, Kendall curtly responds, âI like you, Tom. Good luck,â in what may be the most ironic use of the phrase âgood luckâ in recorded history. Roman has even less patience for Tom or, if you prefer, Tommy Wammy/Tightrope Tommy/Tiptoe Tommy.
Roman can see straight through Tomâs attempts to ingratiate himself to anyone willing to throw him even half a life preserver. Romanâs fourth nickname for Tom â Lip Balm Tom Wam, Whoâs Lubing Up His Lips to Kiss My Butt â is the most accurate characterization of his brother-in-law in this entire episode. That said, when Tom reminds Roman that, despite whoeverâs name has or hasnât been crossed out on that recently discovered piece of paper, Logan recently made it clear to Roman that he planned to put him in a leadership role, Roman looks pensive. Tom plants a seed that makes Roman feel just as entitled to the interim-CEO job as Kendall, enabling the two of them to freeze Shiv out of the position.
Even when Tomâs getting fucked over, heâs still able to pit the Roy siblings against each other. I have a feeling thatâs a tool he may pull out of his shed again in the future.
How fucked up are things between Tom and Greg?
This is basically a rhetorical question at this point, but thereâs something particularly dysfunctional about how Tom uses Greg to boost his ego after itâs been kicked all over Loganâs substantial apartment.
During a speech by Ron Petkus, the GOP donor and ultraconservative played by Stephen Root, Tom makes petty comments about Logan to Greg, which is Tomâs way of soothing the wounds sustained from his conversation with Karl. âHe was a man of grace, humility, dignity,â says Petkus, even though Logan was none of those things.
âHe was a man who died fishing his iPhone from a clogged toilet,â Tom whispers to Greg, later adding, âHe was a man who wasnât wearing his compression socks so he could look hot for Kerry.â
When Greg tries to play the same game, though â making a weird joke about how Logan molded the country into âthe shape of a dickâ â Tom chastises him for lacking class. Once again, Succession reminds us that Tom is, at heart, a Greg whoâs in denial about how much of a Greg he actually is. Really, who needs three or four Gregs Gregging for you when youâre already a Greg yourself?
At the end of this episode, how fucked is Tom?
To once again borrow Karlâs inspiring words, Tom is âfair and squarely fucked.â But I still think thereâs a chance he and Shiv form a formidable alliance, if only because this was only episode four and weâve still got six more to go. And as we learned last week, anything can happen on this show.
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