What We Do in the Shadowsâs Nandor the Relentless has historically had no trouble telling his familiar, bodyguard, fellow bloodsucker (if only briefly), and fandom ship-partner Guillermo de la Cruz what to do. Until the final go-round for WWDITS, that is, when the hierarchy of power between vampire and subordinate flips.
In the episode âRunning a Train,â Guillermo (Harvey GuillĂŠn) fires Nandor, played by Kayvan Novak, from the financial firm where theyâve both, for nonsensical and highly entertaining reasons, working, and in âNandorâs Army,â Nandor goes on a doom spiral to New Hampshire to recruit an army to seek revenge on Cannon Capital. The latter episode is part true-crime send-up as Guillermo and his roommates track Nandor down, part Apocalypse Now homage as Nandor entertainingly slips into Colonel Kurtz-like mania, and all heart as Nadja, Laszlo, and Colin Robinson worry about Nandorâs emotional state and Guillermo realizes how deeply he wounded his onetime master. Their confrontation and makeup is another essential chapter, Novak says, in the ongoing saga of their complicated relationship.
âEvery interaction leaves you wanting another interaction to kind of manage over the last interaction, because they never end well, do they?â a laughing Novak says of the perpetual push-pull between Nandor and Guillermo. âHe should have just left Guillermo to his own devices, but he canât do that, because he needs Guillermo. He needs some kind of leverage.â
The episode is a showcase for Novak, whose dandy-ish Nandor has never quite figured out what kind of vampire he wants to be after a human life as a ruthless Ottoman warrior. Although itâs canon that Nandor sacked Nadjaâs village before they were both undead, WWDITS has always played the stories of Nandorâs titular relentlessness as a bit of a joke â until the gotcha last act of âNandorâs Army,â which reveals that his forceful and hawkish personality actually has drawn dozens of wayward humans looking for a cause to his side. The episode hinges on Novakâs ability to sell Nandorâs transformation from seemingly addled while lecturing a warehouse full of mannequins, to roguishly determined when commanding his followers to set Dartmouth University on fire. âItâs a bit of a stretch to imagine myself as a great leader, especially in that guise,â Novak says. âYou do your rough approximation. You do what the script tells you to do. You hope the audience buys it, really. Itâs all pretend at the end of the day.â
Weâve heard about Nandorâs military prowess for a while. Were you surprised that this episode let us see Nandor in his full glory as a commander?
It was definitely something I hadnât played previously. I touched on it in the âGhostsâ episode in season two, which is one of my favorite episodes. That was a bit more low-key, whereas this is playing what you imagine Nandor would have been like when he was commanding an army in Al Quolanudar. Whether you could actually go from being that aggressive and that power hungry to being that goofy and clueless, I donât know. I guess 700 years will do that to someone.
The âGhostsâ episode meant a lot to me as someone who realized I was forgetting my Farsi. I wrote a piece about it. Thank you for that episode.
I read that. That was a lovely piece. That was cool. It was so nice to be given a chance to do that, to play with the Farsi â even though heâs from Al Quolanudar, the audience knows heâs Iranian â and throw in a lot of slang that I picked up off my dad. The way that Nandor talks to his horse in Farsi is the way that my dad talks to his dog. And itâs lovely to do that in such a sweet and tender way, rather than do it in some kind of spy drama where youâre a baddie.
âNandorâs Armyâ is very intentionally influenced by Apocalypse Now. Did you want to specifically evoke Marlon Brando and Colonel Kurtz through your performance?
That was in the script, and Yana Gorskaya, the director, sheâs very clear about what sheâs going for. The way they lit it was very inspired by the Brando scenes in Apocalypse Now. When they come and find me, and then we walk and we talk, that was all one long take. For me, that was like, ahhh. I said, âCan we break it up into two bits?â It was three or four pages. Iâm like, Oh my God, is this a play now? But Yana was like, âJust do it. Shut the fuck up, youâll be fine.â I did, and it was actually really enjoyable.
Most of the sets that we work on are so intricate, and this one was huge. It was a converted warehouse that they turned into that menswear factory. They build those sets for weeks and we just enjoy the spoils of all their efforts.
But youâre on a bit of a tightrope because you donât want it to be too dramatic or heavy. Then youâre losing the joke or the lightness, and it doesnât sit right in the show. You go with your instinct. Iâve played Nandor depressed and detached and despondent and pissed off, so you work with those emotions. I take the comedy seriously, but the drama, less so. Youâve always got the other vampires to fall back on. Weâre each othersâ protective belay.
Thereâs a scene where the other vampires are talking to the camera, and youâre in the background, shirtless, and trying to fight the mirror. What do you remember from that moment?
Yana got me to watch Apocalypse Now, which I had watched many times anyway. But thatâs a pastiche of the Willard scene, when heâs in the hotel room drinking himself silly and punching the mirror, which Martin Sheen famously did and really cut his hand. Physical stuff, fighting-the-mirror act-y stuff, you start doing things, and then before you know it, youâre squatting and making sounds like a tropical bird. Because itâs in the background, you feel extra free. You feel pretty free on the set anyway, but this was a case of, just be stupid in the background. Thatâs kind of my specialty.
When youâre training Laszlo, Nadja, and Colin to join your army, youâre shouting military chants in Farsi. Did you advise on those translations?
Actually, I got my dad to translate a lot of the chants that were in Farsi, and then I threw in some lines. I threw in the odd reference to Iranian kebab, koobideh, somewhere. I donât know what made it in. Expecting everyone to chant along was probably too much of an ask. But I was pretty diligent. My dad made me learn them and pronounce them correctly and say them with the right stresses. Thank you to him for that. I donât think they would really do those kinds of chants there. The chants would be very different.
The chants would probably not mention koobideh ⌠but maybe?
Itâs worth fighting for a good koobideh.
How much improvising were you able to do this episode?
This episode probably allowed for the least amount of improv for me, because it was very much about Nandorâs current state of mind. I was there to give âThis is where weâre at,â and then the other vamps could goof around. Someone throws in an aside or responds in a different way, but itâs all very quick. If you know your character, then youâre gonna imagine what the character might say at that point. Itâs really about reacting. You want to be as lazy as possible with your approach to improv, and use it as icing to complement something else. [Slips into a genteel radio-broadcaster voice] Any of you budding improvisers out there, thatâs my top tip. You can have that for nothing.
As you mentioned, Nandorâs been depressed, heâs been detached, heâs tried in a lot of ways to find self fulfillment: the cult, bringing back his wives, wanting to travel. Is there a core to Nandor that you think youâve kept consistent with your performance, that allows for the writing of all of these different experiences?
Oh, I donât know, because Iâm playing a character thatâs been written.
But your performance helps with that, to help build it from words on a page.
Sure. But ultimately, the essence of him comically is that heâs this great warrior whoâs actually very pedantic and quite un-warrior-like in a lot of ways. Heâs sexual, but heâs asexual. Heâs commanding, but heâs also submissive. Heâs all these contradictions, which adds to the comic trope of a delusional character. We can all see it; he canât see it. Heâs always reinventing himself. One second, heâs looking for a wife; the next second, he wants to be alone. One second, he wants to be a soldier, then another second, he wants to be a janitor. Itâs like, make your fucking mind up â but weâre all like that as human beings. Itâs relatable in that way. You donât necessarily want to be like Nandor. I think people want to be more like Laszlo, because heâs so confident and sure of himself and cocky. He doesnât bend for anyone, only his wife, whereas Nandorâs a bit more wishy-washy.
Of all Nandorâs various trying-to-find-himself experiences, is there one you liked playing the most?
I quite liked him stealing Guillermoâs boyfriend â Iâm sorry, cloning his boyfriend. I liked playing him falling for someone, and then acting out on it, enjoying it, and gaslighting Guillermo. Heâs like, âIâve got Freddie and youâve got Freddie. Whatâs the big deal? Chill out.â That was a really good episode because it was fucked up, but again, in quite a relatable way. Although Iâve never cloned anyoneâs partner, and Iâve never been with a twin ⌠or have I? Maybe I have, in Iceland, years ago. Only the one. [Laughs.]
In this episode we hear Nandor call into a radio show to request Simon and Garfunkelâs âScarborough Fair,â and he also plays JoJoâs âLeave (Get Out)â to dismiss Guillermo. Do you have a third song you think Nandor would be listening to in the context of this episode?
Maybe âBicycle Raceâ by Queen. Itâs a mad choice that Nandor might make. Itâs a great song.
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