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Danielle Cohen is the senior news editor at the Cut. From 2021 to 2024, she was a staff writer covering pop-culture news for the site. She also wrote essays and entertainment features. Previously, she wrote about wellness, fitness, and their intersection with culture at GQ.

  1. scenes from a fugue state
    Oscar Isaac Denies Accountability for the Sexiest Moment of 2021His erotic encounter with Jessica Chastain’s armpit was apparently … someone else.
  2. something borrowed
    Ah, to Raid Angelina Jolie’s ClosetI guess that is one perk of being a celebrity’s offspring.
  3. closure
    How Are Kourtney’s and Travis’s Exes Holding Up?Sounds like they’re not exactly thrilled about the engagement.
  4. weddings
    At Least Someone’s Pandemic Fling Worked Out WellSarah Snook married her quarantine sex friend in Blundstones and a vintage Chloé coat.
  5. paris in love
    Paris Hilton’s Marathon Wedding Month Has BegunWith a “Paris in Wonderland”–themed bridal shower.
  6. going green
    Sustainability is … Sexy?Sure, why not.
  7. celebrity
    What We Learned From the New Brittany Murphy DocumentaryThe murky details surrounding Murphy’s death all point to her husband, who died five months after from similarly mysterious causes.
  8. zen men
    Jonah Hill Doesn’t Want to Hear What You Think of His BodyNo comments, please.
  9. sweater weather
    Why Do These Witches Dress So Well?Practical Magic is a crash course in good fall outfits.
  10. big brain
    Look at This Man ThinkRaw footage of Cousin Greg extremely deep in thought.
  11. i’ll take it
    Finally, a Good Vaccine RantBlac Chyna has given us a historic first.
  12. women in sports
    Adele’s New Boyfriend Seems ChillHe apparently isn’t “emasculated” by her fame, for one.
  13. trauma
    Andrew Lloyd Webber Still Has Not Recovered From CatsThe movie caused him so much distress, he bought a dog.
  14. ugh
    This Is an Impressive Number of Bad OpinionsESPN anchor Sage Steele managed to fit quite a few unfortunate takes into a single podcast episode.
  15. gird your loins
    Truly, We Do Not Need Any More Game of ThronesI am already exhausted.
  16. crystal ship lamps
    Naturally, Kirsten Dunst’s House Is Upsettingly TastefulEverything is Old, But Nothing is Dusty!
  17. technical difficulties
    So Facebook and Instagram Are Still Down?May we suggest … going outside?
  18. duh
    Does Harry Styles Think We Don’t Know What ‘Watermelon Sugar’ Means?We know.
  19. nothing is real
    Thank You, Grimes, for This Halloween InspoShow me a better costume than the singer trolling paparazzi with a copy of The Communist Manifesto.
  20. cut opinion pages
    Fall Snacks, RankedThe most chaotic food season is upon us.
  21. everything is fine!
    Oh Good, Lawmakers Are Finally Cracking Down on FinstasAnd they definitely know what that means.
  22. please?
    Lenny Kravitz, Launch a Lifestyle Brand AlreadyCould this man be any more aspirational?
  23. rejoice
    Congratulations to This Fat BearMeet Otis, a four-time Fat Bear Week champion.
  24. listening and learning
    Justin Bieber’s Racial Awakening ContinuesFirst white-guy dreads, now … anti-racist merch?
  25. entanglements
    Well, Now We Know a Lot About Will Smith’s Sexual FantasiesIn a new interview, he discussed wanting to travel with “a harem of 20 women,” among other revelations.
  26. support the arts
    Leave This Hot Italian Statue AloneA feud unfolds in Italy.
  27. pick your fighter
    Grimes Refuses to Give Her Ex Full Custody of SpaceIn an email seeming to confirm her breakup, she said she will be “colonizing Europa separately from Elon for the lesbian space commune.”
  28. surprise surprise
    Guess Who’s Still Extremely Happy and in Love?These two, kissing again.
  29. crime
    R. Kelly Found Guilty of All Counts in Sex-Trafficking TrialThe singer could face life in prison.
  30. suspicious
    Are Angelina Jolie and the Weeknd Really ‘Just Networking’?A new euphemism.
  31. is this compostable?
    One Neighborhood’s Trash Is This Woman’s TreasureThere’s more to sifting through the garbage of strangers than just smells.
  32. hot shot
    How Does Angela Merkel Feel About These Birds?A story in five facial expressions.
  33. chris cuomo
    Chris Cuomo Accused of Sexual Harassment by His Former BossA former executive producer says Chris groped her at a party in 2005 — and then apologized to her husband.
  34. reading lists
    So You Want to Read a Sexy BookIf the new Sally Rooney novel left you wanting more, or maybe something a little different, here’s what to read next.
  35. self
    Linda Evangelista Says CoolSculpting Left Her ‘Brutally Disfigured’The supermodel said a rare side effect of the procedure sent her into “a cycle of deep depression, profound sadness, and self-loathing.”
  36. this girl is on fire
    Nicole Richie Takes Birthday Drama to New HeightsBehold this breathtaking piece of performance art.
  37. emmys 2021
    Seth Rogen Is Really Excited for FallBehold: the sartorial incarnation of a pumpkin-spice latte.
  38. emmys 2021
    Unpacking Emma Corrin’s Emmys OutfitIs she a pilgrim? A witch? Or just a really chic skier?
  39. life on mars
    Seriously, Why Does Anyone Want to Go to Space?Space’s newest guests will eat cold pizza and listen to a Kings of Leon NFT — to which I say, ‘No thank you.’
  40. dairy queen
    Now Who Will Sculpt Me in Butter?Minnesota’s leading butter sculptor is retiring.
  41. team usa
    Simone Biles Says the FBI ‘Turned a Blind Eye’ to Larry NassarTestifying in a Senate hearing, she blamed “an entire system that enabled and perpetrated his abuse.”
  42. relationship advice
    Zoë Kravitz Really Has Been Styling Her New BoyfriendA major precedent for relationships everywhere.
  43. politics?
    Slogans Were Big at This Year’s Met GalaWhat’s more American than luxury with a side of protest?
  44. met gala 2021
    Is This the First Couture Superhero Costume?Dan Levy asked for a Met Gala outfit that would make him a “gay superhero.”
  45. the masked kisser
    Will Kissing Ever Be The Same?There must be a better solution.
  46. a request
    Grimes Would Really Like a Green Card, PleaseA plea from the America-themed Met Gala red carpet.
  47. we’ll never be royals
    Kate Middleton’s Brother Got MarriedSurrounded by his six dogs in the south of France, how nice.
  48. fight club
    Megan Fox’s Sparkly Butt Deserves MoreMachine Gun Kelly is focusing on all the wrong things.
  49. abs
    Lil Nas X Was the MVP of the VMAsThe VMAs was his own personal striptease. As the MTV gods intended.
  50. is this kissing?
    Apologies to Scott DisickIs this … kissing?
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