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  1. vulture sports
    John Mayer’s New Muse Is the Mets’ ShortstopHis mantra? “That was what Francisco Lindor would have done and so that’s what I did.”
  2. respect the classics
    The Highs, Lows, and Whoas of the 2024 Rock Hall CeremonyA bloated evening of duets and doppelgängers.
  3. respect the classics
    Foreigner’s Drummer Isn’t Snubbing the Rock Hall for Wife-Guy ReasonsDennis Elliott is blaming an “unacceptable” schedule for staying home, shutting down the rumor that his lady was being excluded from the red carpet.
  4. respect the classics
    How to Nail a Classic Rock CoverAccording to Duran Duran and their disco Halloween take of “Evil Woman.”
  5. respect the classics
    David Lee Roth Was Hot for Imploding Van HalenSo alleges Alex Van Halen after Roth blew up a planned tour when he refused to pay tribute to their recently departed bandmate.
  6. respect the classics
    Robert Smith Wants to Cure the ‘Stupid’ Musicians Who Condone TicketmasterAnd he’s not letting them lie or “hide behind management” any longer.
  7. vulture sports
    Jose Iglesias Is Already Working on His Next Mets AnthemBut first, he needs to celebrate the success of “OMG” and get “loose in the clubhouse” with his boys.
  8. scenes from an american tv show
    Valley of the Dolls
    Only Murders’ Billy Joel Gag Was a Love Song to Long Islanders“Having ‘a bottle of red, a bottle of white’ over and over again really made me laugh.”
  9. respect the classics
    A Pink Floyd Reunion? When Pigs Fly.David Gilmour wants nothing to do with Roger Waters: “I tend to steer clear of people who actively support genocidal and autocratic dictators.”
  10. song roulette
    Franz Ferdinand Beat the Fourth-Album CurseHow Alex Kapranos wrote a hit during “the most difficult and testing period to be in a band.”
  11. respect the classics
    Bob Dylan Is Now a Freewheelin’ TweeterYes, it’s really him giving out random restaurant recommendations.
  12. tell it to her heart
    THE GOLDEN BACHELORETTE
    Taylor Dayne Forgot She Once Dated a Golden Bachelorette Suitor“I said, ‘Honey, if it was on Hinge or Bumble, it’s possible.’”
  13. respect the classics
    The Rock Hall Induction Comes Alive!Everyone from Roger Daltrey to Dua Lipa is involved this year.
  14. respect the classics
    Lily Collins Can’t Name One Genesis SongPhil’s daughter is in too deep.
  15. chat room
    Jodie Turner-Smith’s Dragon Queen Is Clicking Through YouTube Makeup TutorialsThe Bad Monkey actress’s vision for her character’s “armor” extends all the way to her eye makeup and nail color.
  16. chat room
    Paris Hilton Would Work It Out With Lindsay Lohan on a RemixThey already ended their feud, but it “would be so iconic.”
  17. this no nonsense man
    Johnny Marr Says Morrissey Failed to Protect the Smiths’ LegacySo he stepped up “to prevent third parties from profiting from the band’s name.”
  18. respect the classics
    REO Speedwagon Has CombustedAfter nearly 50 years, “irreconcilable differences” have broken the band apart.
  19. a long talk
    Richard Kind Will Accept 93 Percent of Job OffersThe actor, now a guest star on Only Murders, just loves saying yes to roles. “What else am I going to do on a Tuesday and a Wednesday?”
  20. respect the classics
    Which All-Starrs Did Ringo Have to Fire?Here’s a hint: It happened in the ’90s and “we had one player that just played crap.”
  21. song roulette
    Kesha Has Earned the Right to Be CrazyAfter 15 years of singles, “I wanted to remind myself who the fuck I am.”
  22. respect the classics
    The Smiths, Like the Queen, Are DeadMorrissey says Johnny Marr, unlike him, declined a “lucrative offer” for a worldwide reunion tour.
  23. respect the classics
    Bryan Ferry and Nine Inch Nails Made Some Foxy MusicFor the troubadour’s first song in over a decade.
  24. chat room
    Bad Monkey’s Eve Reveal Made Meredith Hagner Go ‘Holy Shit’“It was a shock how epic it was. It’s kind of scary.”
  25. runnin’ down a dream
    Bad Monkey’s Tom Petty Covers Just Had to Be CoolThe show cast a wide net to honor Florida’s favorite son, and got “21 out of 21.”
  26. arconia mania
    The Darkest Murder in the BuildingOnly Murders adjusts its tone — with a little help from Sergio Leone — to depict a true moment of trauma.
  27. superlatives
    Steve Lukather on the Most Essential and Vindicating Music of His Career“Where’s my fucking yacht? I played on every one of those records.”
  28. fall preview 2024
    56 TV Shows We Can’t Wait to Watch This FallWe don’t need dragons to have a good time.
  29. respect the classics
    Phil Collins Is Alive and ThrivingThe legend is in “top form” and revamping his studio since we’ve last heard from him over two years ago.
  30. chat room
    Laurie Hernandez Would Give Everyone a Bronze MedalThe Gen-Z analyst on her Olympics gig, coining ghost deductions, and how the Jordan Chiles controversy “doesn’t make sense.”
  31. chat room
    Phoenix’s Olympics Plan Was Thwarted by BeesA hive snafu led to the band’s Closing Ceremony set. “The only thing they told us was, ‘The athletes are going to be wild and possibly drunk.”
  32. remember that time
    Mutiny on the VaultNearly 20 years ago, Stick It raged against the judges of women’s gymnastics. Its writer and director remembers how Disney almost sabotaged her film.
  33. respect the classics
    The Journey Boys Are Fighting AgainThis time, Jonathan Cain is suing Neal Schon for … maxing out the band’s credit card?
  34. respect the classics
    What If Pink Floyd Was Comfortably AI?The band’s drummer suggested Roger Waters and David Gilmour could “become friends again” and create “new music” with its help.
  35. banana!
    Are You a Minion Creationist or Evolutionist?There are two competing schools of thought when it comes to the little yellow henchmen’s origins.
  36. role call
    Patrick Warburton Answers Every Question We Have About Bee Movie“That bee is taking the time of his gal. He’s not happy about it.”
  37. chat room
    John Stamos Is on Mike Love’s Side“I know that he was vilified over the years. Some of it was justified, but a lot of it wasn’t.”
  38. respect the classics
    We’ve Been Overdue for a Steely Dan SmackdownDonald Fagen found out about that cover band at the Republican National Convention.
  39. respect the classics
    Hank Azaria’s Springsteen Cover Band Is Actually Avant-Garde TheatreThe actor is turning down roles to pursue the band, where he’s “staying in character as Bruce even though I’m telling stories about myself.”
  40. respect the classics
    Mick Fleetwood Had a Rough YearSo he would love it if Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham worked out their shit and did some “healing.”
  41. superlatives
    Huey Lewis on the News’s Most Humorous and Strategic Music“We were always told that we weren’t edgy enough. I’m just not an edgy guy, I guess.”
  42. leonard likes this post
    Bruce Hornsby Gives Greendale’s School Song an AOn Community repurposing “The Way It Is” for the Human Beings: “This stands alone. There’s nothing that sounds like it.”
  43. paternity: judy blue eyes
    62nd Annual GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals
    PSA: David Crosby Could Be Your FatherWere you born with the help of a sperm donor? Do you suffer from fits of anger and have a great ‘stash? Well …
  44. respect the classics
    Play Heart and Neil Young Extra Loud TodayThey have separately canceled their tours because of illnesses with Ann Wilson sharing her cancer diagnosis.
  45. respect the classics
    John Mayer Is a Friend of the EwoksAnd that “argument” is why he loves the Grateful Dead bears.
  46. respect the classics
    Peter Gabriel Becomes First Genesis Member to Attend the Eras TourAnd he didn’t have to sell England by the pound to get into the VIP tent.
  47. exit interview
    ‘The Team Wanted It to Be the Next Mamma Mia!’Corey Cott on why theatergoers and Tonys voters snubbed The Heart of Rock and Roll.
  48. respect the classics
    Queen Is the Music-Catalogue Sale ChampionSony has purchased their music rights for a staggering $1.2 billion.
  49. vulture sports
    Da Mets Love GrimaceThe team is on a hot streak after the purple legend threw out a first pitch last week. Coincidence or divine intervention?
  50. not something blue
    Penelope’s Bridgerton Wedding Dress Is Pink With Purpose“We started it off with a pale blue because she was marrying a Bridgerton, but it didn’t look quite right.”
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