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  1. hauntings
    At Last, You Can Own a Hyper-Realistic Doll Version of a Vlogger’s BabyIt can be yours for the reasonable price of $340.
  2. operaton varsity blues
    College Cheating Scandal Mastermind May Have Lied About a Student’s RaceRick Singer reportedly tried to pass one of his rich, white clients off as “an African American tennis whiz.”
  3. crime
    Body of Murdered Russian Influencer Discovered in SuitcasePolice are investigating the murder of 24-year-old Ekaterina Karaglanova.
  4. hogs
    Great, Wild Boars Are Besieging European Cities NowThe hog wars have begun.
  5. cars
    Can J.Lo Drive?A question A-Rod should have maybe considered before buying her a $140,000 car.
  6. good dogs
    Justin Theroux Documents Burial of His Beloved DogThe actor shared pictures of his dog’s lifeless body on Instagram.
  7. jeffrey epstein
    Jeffrey Epstein Was Once Cosmopolitan’s ‘Bachelor of the Month’The brief profile said he was seeking a “cute Texas girl.”
  8. anthony weiner
    Is Anthony Weiner Moving Into Huma Abedin’s Apartment Building, or Out of It?Some reports say he’s renting a one-bedroom in the building; others insist he’s moving out for good.
  9. cory booker
    Cory Booker Is One Step Away From Challenging Trump to an Arm-Wrestling MatchWe get it, you’re strong!
  10. ilhan omar
    Ilhan Omar Is Done Responding to Bigoted Assumptions About Her BeliefsThe congresswoman said she was “appalled” to be asked about female genital mutilation yet again.
  11. beach bummer
    Just How Filthy Is Your Favorite Beach?A friendly reminder that your beach trip might be filled with sewage.
  12. hot girl summer
    Megan Thee Stallion Is Trying to Trademark ‘Hot Girl Summer’If approved, the rapper plans to brand a line of apparel.
  13. first ladies
    Anna Wintour Declines to Acknowledge That Melania Is First Lady“And for me, [Michelle Obama] is the example I admire.”
  14. big little lies
    Keith Urban Is a Big Little Wife GuyNicole Kidman’s husband wore an incredible Big Little Lies–themed shirt ahead of the finale.
  15. aliens
    This Area 51 Thing Is Getting Out of HandMillions of people have now responded to the Facebook event, prompting a response from the Air Force.
  16. politics
    Trump Supporters Have Found a New Horrifying Rallying CryThey targeted Representative Ilhan Omar last night with chants of “Send her back!”
  17. joy
    May We All Be as Truly Contented as Shirley MacLaine One Day“I have what I consider just a perfect life.”
  18. blue ivy
    Blue Ivy Gets the Spotlight to Herself in Beyoncé’s ‘Spirit’ Music VideoWe all saw that, right?
  19. chance the snapper
    Beloved Chicago Alligator ‘Chance the Snapper’ Has Been Apprehended“The gator actually brought people together. And that’s pretty cool.”
  20. grimes
    Is Grimes’s Workout Routine Performance Art or What?*screams into void to maximize vocal proficiency*
  21. politics
    Congresswomen Fire Back After Trump Suggests They Leave the Country“You are angry because you can’t conceive of an America that includes us.”
  22. vive la france
    Michelin Chef Has Meltdown Over Being Accused of Cooking With Cheddar CheeseThe most French drama ever.
  23. the epstein case
    At Least a Dozen More Women Say Jeffrey Epstein Sexually Abused ThemMany of them were underage at the time of the alleged abuse.
  24. influencers
    Influencers Are Flocking to a Very Picturesque Chemical Dump in Siberia“We strongly ask that while hunting for selfies you don’t fall in the ash dump!”
  25. lurv
    Justin Bieber Pens Experimental Love Poem for Hailey Baldwin“My lips get jealous of my arms cuz I can hold you with them.”
  26. #metoo
    Sarah Jessica Parker Says a ‘Very Big Movie Star’ Harassed Her on Set“No matter what my role was on set, I didn’t feel as powerful as the man who was behaving inappropriately.”
  27. crying
    Ariana Grande Explains Why She’s Been Crying at Her ConcertsGrande said on social media that she “committed to doing this tour during a time in my life when I’m still processing a lot.”
  28. in-laws
    Karlie Kloss Says Being Related to Jared and Ivanka Is ‘Hard’“It’s been hard.”
  29. tout va bien
    All the Details From Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas’s Second WeddingThe couple got married again, this time in France.
  30. wedding belts
    The Whole Big Little Lies Cast Went to Zoë Kravitz’s WeddingHere’s what everyone wore.
  31. milkshook
    Matt Gaetz Becomes First Right-Wing American Politician to Be MilkshakedNow Gaetz says he plans to press charges.
  32. roommates
    Wait, Marianne Williamson and Laura Dern Used to Be Roommates?Transcendental meditation works in mysterious ways.
  33. injustice
    Woman Charged With Manslaughter for Suffering Miscarriage After Getting ShotPolice say that “the only true victim in this was the unborn baby.”
  34. e. jean carroll
    Two Women Come Forward to Corroborate E. Jean Carroll’s Accusation Against TrumpBoth women were Carroll’s colleagues in media in the ‘90s.
  35. some love
    Leo DiCaprio’s One True Love, Summer, Has Turned on HimThe Oscar-winning actor got smacked in the head by a volleyball.
  36. media
    E. Jean Carroll Is ‘So Glad’ Not to Be Trump’s TypeThe writer who accused the president of rape responds to Trump’s pathetic “she’s not my type” defense.
  37. endings
    Were Khloé and Tristan Even Together During the Jordyn Woods Thing?An anonymous source tells People they weren’t “in a proper relationship” at the time.
  38. sheeple
    We Can Stop Worrying About Horns Growing Out of Our SkullsOne of the co-authors reportedly left some important details out of the research paper.
  39. weddings
    Getting Married Two Times Is the New Getting Married OnceKarlie Kloss and Joshua Kushner became the latest celebrity couple to have two weddings.
  40. weddings
    This Is What Happens When You Invite Dr. Phil to Your WeddingA cautionary tale.
  41. good dogs
    Bulldog Learns the Hard Way That It’s Possible to Be Too BabyMortimer the bulldog was admitted to a veterinary hospital after swallowing 19 baby pacifiers.
  42. sponcon
    Are Influencers Turning Their Marriage Proposals Into Spon-Con Now?An influencer couple reportedly staged their enagement for the spon-con.
  43. aoc
    AOC Offers Fellow Democrats a Lesson in How to Be OnlineThe congresswoman has responded to the DNC’s epically bad “Boy Bye” tweet.
  44. break the internet
    James Charles Rises Like a Phoenix From Ashes of YouTube DramaHis first post–Tati Westbrook feud video is up, and trending at No. 1.
  45. kuwtk
    Jordyn Woods Addresses Cheating Scandal Ahead of KUWTK Finale“Life moves on. Money doesn’t stop.”
  46. sexual assault
    Cuba Gooding Jr. Hit With New Sexual-Assault AllegationClaudia Oshry accused Gooding of inappropriately touching her when she was 16.
  47. uncoupling
    Are Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin Headed for a Breakup?Unpacking some recent tabloid rumors.
  48. tv
    Please Stop Taking Selfies at Chernobyl, Requests Series CreatorIs that really so hard?
  49. good times
    Kylie Jenner’s Handmaid’s Tale–Themed Party Did Not Go Over WellAn actor from the Handmaid’s Tale series called the party “tacky.”
  50. keanu
    Keanu Reeves Thinks Your Undying Ardor for Him Is ‘Wacky’(And also “positively great.”)
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