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Kelly Conaboy is the author of The Particulars of Peter: Dance Lessons, DNA Tests, and Other Excuses to Hang Out with My Perfect Dog. She has written for the New York Times, The Atlantic, and the Washington Post.

  1. good question
    Why Is Goat-Cheese Packaging So Annoying?An investigation into those hard-to-open, impossible-to-reseal tubes.
  2. look what you did to toad
    Report: Toad Is Distraught About Being Shaped Like Trump’s DickA very sad day for our happy little friend.
  3. idgi????
    Literally What Is Sean Penn Even Saying About #MeTooAn exhaustive attempt to understand what this man meant when he said #MeToo was “shouldered” by a “receptacle of the salacious.”
  4. the perfect candle
    Coax Autumn Into Existence With This CandleAlessi’s “Grr” candle will help chase away the remnants of summer, for those who wish to do so.
  5. dolls of instagram
    Meet Serena Williams’s Daughter’s Doll, Instagram InfluencerQai Qai: Who is she?
  6. let’s move to rabbit hash
    Why Does This Town Have Dogs for Mayors?An investigation in honor of the late border collie Lucy Lou, its first female leader.
  7. poo mysteries
    Palace Denies Reports that Meghan Markle’s Dog Was Photographed Mid-PooThey claim the image shows neither Markle nor her dog.
  8. beat the meatles indeed
    All of the Beatles Masturbation Puns We Can Think of at the MomentHere are all of the Beatles masturbation-related puns we can come up with at the moment.
  9. let’s see
    Do Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga Admire Each Other?Hmm, let’s see.
  10. back home
    I Wish We Were Back Home With CharlieOn a pond with a duck.
  11. good dogs
    Ranking the Very Good Dogs in 13 Ralph Lauren AdsIn honor of Ralph Lauren’s 50th anniversary, let us consider these sweet doggies.
  12. the perfect candle
    The Perfect Candle for Those With a Surprise to ShareCelsius54’s “Secret Message” candle is perfect for those with a “secret message.”
  13. fact
    The Best Party Food Is the Deviled EggIf you are not already aware of this fact, we will convince you.
  14. nyfw spring 2019
    This Pop-Up Imagines the Horrific Future of FashionSimon Huck’s new theatrical fashion experience, just in time for for NYFW, drew three out of five Queer Eyes.
  15. goodbye summer
    Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Watched a Dog Surf for 20 MinutesThe uncoupled pair allegedly watched the dog catch waves for 20 minutes.
  16. ha ha ha
    Are You Johny Johny or Papa?Johny Johny? Yes, Papa. Are you Papa? Maybe, Papa.
  17. the perfect candle
    The Perfect Candle for Those Who Did Not Visit the Ocean Enough This SummerGibson & Dehn’s “Regatta” candle will bring you back to your collegiate rowing days, or to that episode of Friends.
  18. the seasons
    It’s Time to Choose Your Autumn CrushSomeone to pick your heart up and carry it into the new season.
  19. the seasons
    It’s Not Too Late to Throw a BBQSend the email now!
  20. the perfect candle
    The Perfect Candle for Tennis LoversOtherland’s “Matchpoint” candle is like drinking cucumber water in a tennis-ball store.
  21. tech tip
    PSA: You Can Revert to Classic GmailIt’s true, we’ll show you how.
  22. an investigation
    Do Men Enter Bathtubs on Their Hands and Knees?An enlightening testicle investigation.
  23. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: Scarlett Johansson’s Tom Waits Cover AlbumThe songs absolutely succeed in making you think, I should listen to the Tom Waits version of this.
  24. the seasons
    How to Avoid Summer RegretGo to a baseball game before it’s too late!
  25. the perfect candle
    The Perfect Candle to Remember That ‘Early Summer’ ScentDiptyque’s “Tilleul” is a classic warm-weather scent, good for reminiscing.
  26. gwhoops!
    Gwyneth Paltrow Survives Harrowing Hamptons Shopping ExperienceShe was mortified.
  27. oh gosh
    Lena Dunham Shares Baby Name List Co-Authored With Jack AntonoffThe former couple got one name very right, and it starts with a K.
  28. the seasons
    Frozen Cocktail Meal Prep (for Summer)Set it and forget it (a cocktail in the freezer).
  29. the perfect candle
    The Perfect Candle for Those Who Want a Break From the HeatBurkelman’s “Hammam It All” candle is refreshing, for when you are disgusting.
  30. sweat equity
    The Tumultuous Road to the New Vanderpump Rules Bar Tom Tom: A TimelineEverything you need to know about the new Vanderpump bar.
  31. summer blooms
    A Flower Arrangement for an Intense Dose of WhimsyA bunch of beautiful green balls. Why not?
  32. t.i.please no
    As We Should Have Predicted, Infowars and Vanderpump Rules Have ConvergedAs the Book of Revelation foretold.
  33. hot shot
    Who Took This Photo of Bruce Springsteen, the Man?It ain’t no sin to take a second shot at getting a good cover photo.
  34. the seasons
    Sink Into the August HeatJust be disgusting.
  35. the perfect candle
    The Perfect Candle for Tricking Guests Into Thinking You Just Took a ShowerSnowe’s “Rinse & Repeat” smells like clean trickery.
  36. death
    Widower Brings His Wife’s Photo to the Sea Every DayMy husband better do this.
  37. mission: impossible — no anxiety
    Mission: Impossible – Fallout As an Anxiety Reducer“At least I’m not in one of the scenarios from Mission: Impossible – Fallout.”
  38. beauty is terror
    Casting a Hypothetical The Secret History Movie(Exclusively with Vanderpump Rules cast members.)
  39. gil-more?
    Are More Gilmore Girls Episodes Coming to Netflix?God, we hope.
  40. the seasons
    Go to the Beach, Because Summer Is Ending SoonDon’t put it off. PLEASE!
  41. the perfect candle
    The Perfect Candle for Setting the Horny MoodLumira’s “The Vow” is perfect for romance and wealthy ghosts.
  42. totally soaked
    13 Things to Say to Get Her Totally SoakedTurn her on with a few simple words.
  43. how to stay cool
    Refrigerate Your MoisturizersA refreshing treat.
  44. the president
    It’s Incredible That Trump’s Excuse for His Russia Comments Took a Full DayWould or wouldn’t?
  45. nah uh
    Travis Scott Doesn’t Know the Names of Kylie Jenner’s Dogs?!Dump him!!!!!
  46. shell hell
    Creepy Turtle Researcher Stripped of Turtle Award He Should Never Have ReceivedHe included a few revealing photos of women in a turtle presentation.
  47. the horror(a)
    Rita Ora Would Love to Do a Horror Movie“Acting is pretty much like a performance too!”
  48. the perfect candle
    The Perfect Candle for Adults Who Insist on Saying ‘Veggies’“Stalker,” a new candle from Boy Smells, is not as threatening as it sounds.
  49. unsolicited advice
    Please Face It: Instagram Story ‘Unboxing’ Does Not WorkYou aren’t agile enough and that is just fine.
  50. oh my god it’s tom tom
    At Long Last, a Look Inside Tom Tom, Lisa Vanderpump’s New BarThe doors finally opened for Jax Taylor’s birthday.
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